Boot Camp From Hell

Laura — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:26:38 +0000

Last night I had a dream that I got sent to some crazy church boot camp for girls or something. I was pretty angry in this dream. I got in trouble for getting off the swing set before the counselor told me to and got sent back to my cabin for the rest of the day. Which was fine with me cuz I didn’t wanna do any of the stupid activities anyways. But I still made it a point to punch the counselor on my way out which landed me in more trouble. I got sent to my room which was on the second floor of the cabin and chained to the floor. I dunno why. Then there was a hurricane or something coming and everyone else went to safety and left me and other bad people who were also chained to the floor in my room. They weren’t here before I dunno how they got here but oh well. The hurricane came and tore the entire second floor off from the rest of the cabin. The next thing I remember was floating down the river on our second floor raft. I had thought it would sink but I didn’t. When we got to safety and got off the second floor raft I went to a grocery store. I dunno why, I’m sure I didn’t really need groceries and I didn’t even buy anything. But the girl at the counter made fun of me cuz of how I was dressed. They had dressed me in really retarded clothes at the boot camp place. If anyone knows what my school “uniform” looked like from 8th grade at that church school I went to, it kinda looked like that. So I looked like a clown and she made fun of me. And since I was quite angry in this dream I had no problem telling her off very angrily and then she was sad and I then left. Then I woke up to a yipping dog.

Big Spotted Dino

Laura — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:04:58 +0000

Last night I had a weird dream that I was in some land that still had dinosaurs. I don’t know how I got there. My dreams are continually just dropping me into random scenes. And last night, dino land is where it took me. Oh, there were also very large snakes, I remember running to get away from them without dropping Kaden. It was hard. That’s when the dinosaurs showed up and scared away the snakes. Well the snakes were gone, but now there was a bigger problem, a muuuch bigger problem. Tried to run and find somewhere to hide. Ran past lots of fighting dinosaurs, some were poorly drawn cartoon looking long-necks with snaggle teeth. Pretty funny really, but at the time quite terrifying. They stopped fighting to stare at me as a ran by. They were all like, ‘Eruh?” with confused looks on their poorly drawn faces. I need to hire a new illustrator to draw my dreams I suppose. Anywho, they were prolly wondering what I was doing in their dino land. I kept running to find shelter. At this time Kaden has disappeared. People in my dreams frequently vanish or magically turn into a different person for the duration of the dream. I dunno. But anyways. Kaden was gone now so I didn’t have to worry about lugging him around and protecting him, just me. I ran past lots of empty villages where the people were all eaten out of I’m assuming. I finally made it to a big tree I though I could hide behind. But about a minute later my hand was being ripped off by one very large orange and red spotted T-Rex. I was all like AHH! Just before completely tearing off my hand, the orange and red spotted dino stopped and said,”Oh, you’re too small, I’d have to eat 10 of you for a small snack.” He then turned around and walked away all sad. I feel a lil bad for not letting him just eat me, after all, it’s just a dream. Oh well. I then left the land of dinosaurs and prehistoric snakes and woke up.

Shiny Duck » Dreams

Boot Camp From Hell

Big Spotted Dino