So I was inside our house this afternoon minding my own business when I heard a funny noise from outside.  I went out to see what the poop it was.  I go out the front door to find the fire hydrant in the middle of the yard about 100 feet from where it originally was. I was like huh?  At first I thought it blew up.  But then an ambulance and police car went flying down the street to where an SUV had hit another car and rolled over.  Come to find out that that SUV was stolen and went around the curve by our house doing about 80 and hit the hydrant.  Hooray.  It was all on breaking news and everything. Pretty exciting.  So there were pieces of paint and glass all over the yard.  Finally got most of the big pieces picked up. Somehow cut the top of my foot too.  The city came and picked up the hydrant with a crane type thing and shoved an orange cone in the hole where it used to be. We still have no hydrant and don’t know when we will get a new one.  So in the mean time we have to try not to set the house on fire.